Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day

Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day:

1. Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
   Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
   Alice: "I do. Excellent."
   
   
2. Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
   
   
3. Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
   
   
4. Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
   
   
5. Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
   
   
6. Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."
   
   
7. Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
   
   
8. Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
   
   
9. Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
   Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
   
   
10. Edward: "Oops."
    
    
11. Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
    
    
12. Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."
    
    
13. Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
    
    
14. Edward: "You look so guilty-like you've committed a crime."
    
    
15. Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."
    
    
16. Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."
    
    
17. Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."
    
    
18. Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."
    
    
19. Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."
    
    
20. Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"
    
    
21. Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
    Edward: "Terrified."

That's all of them, folks.

Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."

What the hell?!!?!?! OMG!!! DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO ALICE???!!! He's acting like someone's trying to calm him down or something! NOOOO!!!! NOT ALICE!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Alice had better be okay... *growls like a vampire*

EDIT// NEW QUOTE!!!
Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

*dies* AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! SM wouldn't be that mean?? Would she?? *freaks out*

SHE'D BETTER NOT!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW QUOTE!!!
Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go." DOES ONE OF THE PACK MEMBERS DO SOMETHING TO BELLA???!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

KILL WHO!?!?!?!!? AND WHY!!!????!!?!?!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE QUOTES ARE DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!

EDIT//

Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."

Afraid of WHAT!!?!?!?! OF JACOB?!?!!!? *gasp* Is Jacob going on a vampire KILLING SPREE?!?!!!?! NOOOO!!!! IT FITS WITH THE PREFACE, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* DON'T DO IT, JACOB!!!!!! DON'T KILL EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bella, I can handle, but NOT EDWARD!!!!!!!!! *runs in slow motion* NOOOO!!!!!!

LMAO!!

EEEK the Sam quote and the Jake quote are driving me INSANEEEEE!! I don't think I can wait the extra 12 hours and 17 minutes!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!